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Old 01-11-2010, 04:53 AM
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Default Final Fantasy XIII 'the biggest swindle in history'

Soooooooo.....

Final Fantasy 13 is or was suppose to be one of the biggest games evaaaar, i mean like ever.
It has been anticipated, what now, like 3 to 4 years and everyone has been eager to play the game. Specially me, although... A Hong Kong magazine has featured an article about the game describing it as one of the worst... yes WORST RPG's ever made, and that all about final fantasy has been lost with it, it came as a surprise to me for some reason.

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A Hong Kong magazine has featured a review of Final Fantasy XIII, and it's one of the most damning reviews of all time. We don't normally post stories about another outlet's review content, but this is too amazing to ignore. Calling Final Fantasy XIII the "biggest joke of 2009" and a huge swindle is something worth seeing.

"The game is complete linearity until the open areas near the end. You can't even backtrack," writes the reviewer. "Of all the RPGs I've played in recent years, this is the first which has been so linear that it's little more than riding an amusement park ride."

The combat system was torn to shreds as well: "A button mashing puzzle game with no real strategy or RPG elements and a plethora of annoying features, game as a whole is little more than a digital novel of sorts. For such a game to approach 2 million copies sold must be due solely to the strength of the Final Fantasy brand ... biggest swindle in gaming history ... biggest joke of 2009."

The game received a 4/10 in the score department:

Scenario: 2.0 — "An epic tear jerker"
System: 1.0 — "Such a crude system barely warrants being called an RPG at all."
Graphics: 9.0 — "Full marks here."
Sound: 7.0 — "Mostly quality."
Enthusiasm: 1.0 "As if you could play this for 100 hours! I could put up with 8."
Total: 4.0 — "To think it got this bad…"

No idea how you can get a 2.0 for something considered an "epic tear jerker," but there you go. Apparently the review was so intense and surprising that even the magazine issued a disclaimer calling the journalist in question a "non-gamer" and "borderline-retarded." So yeah, if you value the opinion of retarded non-gamers in Hong Kong, steer clear of Final Fantasy XIII!

Via Destructoid.com - For Gamers. By Gamers. *
This shocked me... alot -_-
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Old 01-11-2010, 06:41 PM
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"As if you could play this for 100 hours! I could put up with 8."
Didn't even play it through all the way. What a joke.
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This is why I don't read reviews, only for games that look sketchy though.
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Didn't even play it through all the way. What a joke.
Well, the game's supposed to take around 100 hours right? Finishing it would take awhile, especially if you just hated the game. Even if you liked it, that would still be like 3 hours a day everyday for a month. But I guess you have a right to say that seeing as he gave it a horrible review after probably not even completing 10%. Maybe it gets better after the beginning. But then he also gives an opinion on the story, so I guess it's hard to tell how much he really played.

Also, lmao at the disclaimer calling the reviewer "borderline-retarded".
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Well, the game's supposed to take around 100 hours right? Finishing it would take awhile, especially if you just hated the game. Even if you liked it, that would still be like 3 hours a day everyday for a month. But I guess you have a right to say that seeing as he gave it a horrible review after probably not even completing 10%. Maybe it gets better after the beginning. But then he also gives an opinion on the story, so I guess it's hard to tell how much he really played.

Also, lmao at the disclaimer calling the reviewer "borderline-retarded".
No, the game, from beginning of story to end, is said to last a max of 60 hours.

But yea, I dislike Hong Kong now, lmao. Little retard reviewer >.>
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